1. Real name, nickname, or name that has stuck with you since being laughed at in the highschool changeroom:
2. Location:
3. Male or Female? Female Male
4. How old are you? 18 & Under 19 - 25 26 - 35 36 - 45 45+
5. Are you single? Yes No, I'm Happily Married No, I'm Unhappily Married Technically I'm Married, But I'd Risk It To Get With One of These Sexy Gods!!
6. Are you willing to cheerlead nude at a Warthog hockey game knowing that you will only be paid with a handshake and possibly a beer on Rob Ogoreks bar tab? Yes Yes, But I Don't Need The Handshake
7. After viewing the profiles of the team, which players on the team are the most attractive?
Matt Awad Ryan Booker Mike Buziak Trevor Drummond Anthony Edwards Jason Grant Jay Hicks Lee Hodgson Mike Jackson Greg Lalonde Dave McNabb Jeff McNabb Scott Mills Sean Nicholson Rob Ogorek Chris Rennie Kurt Stroud 8. Judging strictly by the pictures, in your opinion which hockey player looks like he has spent the most amount of time in jail? Matt Awad Ryan Booker Mike Buziak Trevor Drummond Anthony Edwards Jason "The Answer" Grant Jay Hicks Lee Hodgson Mike Jackson Greg Lalonde Dave McNabb Jeff McNabb Scott Mills Sean Nicholson Rob Ogorek Chris Rennie Kurt Stroud 9. In reference to question #6, what, in your opinion, was this person charged with? Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol Assault & Battery Sheep Cloning for Personal Use Mopery (Exposing Himself to a Blind Person) 10. Do hockey players truly benefit from growing a mullet? Yes, mullets are sexy! No, so settle down Rod Stewart!! 11. Do you currently have the urge to smear yourself in tapioca pudding and sing karaoke to Joan Jett songs? Yes, you read my mind No, I don't really like Joan Jett If you have any comments for this team, this website, or about any new goal-scoring celebrations for Sean Nicholson, please fill it in below. Thank you very much for participating with this questionnaire and we look forward to hearing your insults very soon.
8. Judging strictly by the pictures, in your opinion which hockey player looks like he has spent the most amount of time in jail?
9. In reference to question #6, what, in your opinion, was this person charged with?
10. Do hockey players truly benefit from growing a mullet? Yes, mullets are sexy! No, so settle down Rod Stewart!!
11. Do you currently have the urge to smear yourself in tapioca pudding and sing karaoke to Joan Jett songs? Yes, you read my mind No, I don't really like Joan Jett
If you have any comments for this team, this website, or about any new goal-scoring celebrations for Sean Nicholson, please fill it in below.
