Height:  5'7"
Weight:  164 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  December 6, 1974
Windsor, ON
Postion:  Goalie

Selected by the Warthogs first overall in the 1998 Entry Draft. Awad is a technically sound goaltender that plays with poise far beyond his years. Won BHL Goaltender of the year in 1999 and was named to BHL All-Star first team. On a drunk party night in late June of 2001, just days before the beginning of the summer season, Matt decided to treat himself to a late night visit to the local "exotic massage parlour." This visit turned ugly when an unfortunate incident involving a seven-foot bodyguard and a pair of salad-tongs prevented Matt from playing the summer season and rendered Matt from walking in a straight line for the next 3 months. Matt's rectum has recovered in record time and will help give Matt the chance of having the best season of his career to date.

Height:  6'0"
Weight:  185 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  March 19, 1976
London, ON
Postion:  Left Wing

Has been with the Warthogs since their innagural season. Booker has quickly carved out a reputation as a hockey player.   Selected by the Warthogs 45th overall in 1998 from the Milton Mullets.   Booker leads the team in games played with a neckguard, and was the recipient of the "Most Improved Equipment" award for the 2000 season.

Height:  6'3"
Weight:  195 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  November 27, 1977
London, ON
Postion:  Center

Drafted in the 2nd round of the 2000 BHL Expansion Draft from the CMX Express. Buziak utilizes his size, strength and gigantic reach to gain an advantage on the opponents defence. This, along with his rocket of a shot have helped Buziak to consistently be one of the teams leading scorers. Buziak feels that Autumn colours must always consist of earth tones. Buziak also preaches that that men can wear tangerine-coloured clamdiggers and still be masculine.

Height:  6'1"
Weight:  185 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  July 20 ,1979
Kitchener, ON
Postion:  Defense

An offensive defenceman,Trevor can usually be found in front of the opposing net, whether the puck is in their end or not. Selected by the Warthogs in 1999 from Ontario Truck Driving School in the 4th round, 201 overall. Trevors offensive skills for a denfenceman consistently show that his true hero, Harold Snepsts, must've been an idol, because their play strongly compliments each other. Trevor's voice on the ice speaks loud, and alothough its full of his native "truck driver lingo", the Warthogs listen appreciation for his skill. Trevor contributes his hockey skill to Bertha, the overly-round waitress who serves him the "18 Wheeler Breakfast" at the local Husky.

Height:  6'0"
Weight:  204 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  November 23 ,1976
Birmingham, UK
Postion:  Center

Along with only a couple others, Anthony was a founder of the Warthogs franchise. Anthony brings a hard shot to the ice and an even louder mouth to the Warthogs bench. Anthony's physical game is is much appreciated when he's not spending time in the penalty box, and Anthony was also the very first recipient to ever get a 3 minute penalty for "just being stupid". Anthony's merchandise far outsells any of his teammates, not because he's a fan favourite, but mainly because he disperses free XXX porn magazines stolen directly from his dad's closet with each purchase. In Anthony's debut game he began winning crowds over, not because of his skill, but because he adapted greeting the opposing crowd with a middle finger salute.

Height:  6'2"
Weight:  179 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  November 15, 1979
Niagara Falls, ON
Postion:  Left Wing

Jeremy was called up from the Milton Mullets during the off season of 2002 and has since remianed with the club. Jeremy has had a hard time blending with the players of the Warthogs since he is a hard worker, which is the exact opposite of what the Warthogs stand for. Jeremy's physical play became evident in the early Winter season of 2002, when Fry blew a nut trying to beat out an icing call. This is when Jeremy and the team physiotherapist, Sven, bonded over nursing Fry's testicle back to working order. Although the physio has now finished, Fry keeps Sven nursing his previous injury just to prevent it from happening again.

Height:  6'2
Weight:  183 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  March 28, 1977
London, Ontario
Postion:  Wing

After having years of success overseas in the Ironleague of Scotland,  the Warthogs quickly jumped at the chance to bring him to London. Along with his gritty gameplay,  Grant has etched himself as the only player in Warthogs history thus far to not recieve a single penalty.  This attitude and discipline have helped Grant to be quite a fan favorite in London with the fans and his teammates.

Height:  5'11"
Weight:  189 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  July 20 ,1979
London, ON
Postion:  Center

After several succesful seasons in the Warthogs' farm team, the Milton Mullets, Brian finally got his chance to shine with the Warthogs when he was called up in late April of 2002. Brian showed he can compete with the Warthogs fast-paced play by scoring in his first game as a Warthog. Off the ice, Brian spends his time working part-time selling hot dogs at the Rendez-Vous and then spends his hard earned pay in the V.I.P. room with several of the establishments finest she-males. Besides Brian's fascination with she-males he still does consider himself a heterosexual and tries to prove it by covering his hockey locker with a wide array of nude pinups of Rosie O'Donnell. The Warthogs future looks secure with players like Brian in the system and hope that his experience in the BHL will help Brian to gain more ice time and a higher paycheck to support his sick fetishes.

Height:  5'10
Weight:  179 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  November 10, 1975
London, Ontario
Postion:  Center

Jason is one of the elite members that began this epic saga known as the Warthogs.  Jasons gameplay is combination of finesse and grit.  While Jason has the definate skill to single-handedly stick-handle through a whole squad,  Jason would prefer to skate by an opposing goalie and shout obscenities in his direction.  Jasons versatility on the ice and "mucking"-type skill help Jason to keep his focus away from his chronic gambling problem.

Height:  5'9
Weight:  176 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  January 16, 1979
Oakville, Ontario
Postion:  Defence

Since Lee's joining of the Warthogs from the Oakville Ovulaters in 1998, the Warthogs overall penalty minutes average has risen drastically. Lee is an "at-home" defenceman whose physical presence helps the opposition to think twice about carrying the puck, or even leaving their cars unlocked in the arena parking lot. He might wanna buy his own stick soon too.

Height:  5'11"
Weight:  198 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  July 20 ,1977
London, ON
Postion:  Left Wing

Devin was called up from the Milton Mullets for some added muscle for a tournament in April of 2002 when a lack of testicles kept toughguys Sean Nicholson and Kurt Stroud out of the tournament line ups. Devins impact was felt instantly as members of the opposing teams were dropping like flys at the hands of Devin's dirty play. Devin's unsportsmanlike play began as a youngster and helped him gain a reputation as a menace from being involved in such violent acts as the infamous "Scrotum-on-a-Stick Incident". During the off season, Devin works as a janitor at an unnamed London Rub-and-Tug, and also does volunteer work at a Port Stanley slaughterhouse. Devin is a sadistic freak on the ice, but off the ice he is a heck of chess player and has the biggest collection of stamps in Western Ontario.

Height:  6'3
Weight:  206 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  July 12, 1977
Kirkland Lake, Ontario
Postion:  Wing

Jackson has been with the Warthogs from the beginning of the franchise. Although Jackson's hard shot and physical presence on the ice are truly beneficial for the club,   he has earned the nickname as "the toilet" because of his constantly being full of crap.  The Warthogs fans seem to love Jackson as his merchandise sales are through the roof,  but it's too bad because none of his teammates like him. Mike's favourite movie is Beaches.

Height:  5'9"
Weight:  181 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  July 27, 1976
London, ON
Postion:  Defence

Jay was signed as a free agent in the BHL waiver draft of 2002. Jay brings a much-needed physical defensive game to the defensive core of the Warthogs. On the ice, jay's presence is indeed felt and has earned the nickname of "Slippery Jay". Although Jay's speed does help him to "slip" around players from the other teams, the nickname was derived from an incident when Sean Nicholson of the Warthogs walked in to the Warthogs changeroom, only to find Jay completely covered in Vasoline singing "I Am Woman" in the mirror to himself. Ryan and Sean have since moved in together.

Height:  5'10
Weight:  176 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  July 12, 1977
London, Ontario
Postion:  Wing

Josh burst on to the Warthogs' hockey scene in the Winter 2001 season after being picked up in the second round of the inaugural Adopt-A-Junkie free agent draft. With high hopes riding on Johnson's shoulders, he recorded his first goal in the BHL in only his second game. Although Johnson was admittingly under the influence of 3 cans of Lysol at the time of his first goal, Josh continues to impress the Warthogs franchise with his quick shot and pin-point accuracy. Josh's eagerness and focus consists of a pre-game ritual that begins with a full body shave and an intense 45 minute workout with his Swedish Penis Pump. Johnson's addition to the team has been well received by the Warthogs fans, but also tugs at the heartstrings when they found out such an athlete has no control of his bowels.

Height:  5'10
Weight:  171 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  August 25, 1980
Alexandria, Ontario
Postion:  Center

One of the most inspiring stories of the last decade is the story of Greg Lalonde and his bravery. Greg was growing up as a normal young boy when suddenly at the age of 4, Greg succumbed to a serious cheese-grating accident that almost took away the use of his left inner-thigh. Greg's bravery and determination helped him to rebound and develop in to the Warthogs' most prolific athlete. Feather-like hands and mach speed helped Greg to being drafted 1st overall in the 1998 draft and have since helped Greg escalate to the the leagues top scorer. On a side note, his girlfriend likes chocolate sauce.

Height:  6'2
Weight:  187 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  September 15, 1975
Stratford, Ontario
Postion:  Wing

This tall, gentle giant was one of the founding members of the Warthogs. Dave isn't the loudest guy on the bench, or even outside of the arena, but Dave shows his feelings in the way he plays on the ice. Dave only amplifies his voice when he drinks, and he is actually quite an idiot when he consumes alcohol. The Warthogs usually dismiss Dave's bad behaviour to his steady diet of paint chips as a youngster. Although Dave can be a downer to the team after a couple fuzzy-pops, his full-out play and his grinding work makes the rest of the team truly glad that Dave is wearing the same jersey.

Height:  6'1
Weight:  173 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  April 5, 1977
Peterborough, Ontario
Postion:  Wing

Jeff has made his mark on the Warthogs with his leadership and stick-handling skills. Rumour even has it that he may one day actually finish more than half of a season, but it has yet to be shown since this injury-prone prospect is upsettingly being hampered with injuries. Jeff is currently listed on the Injured Reserved list after a bizarre ice-cream incident at the local Dairy Queen left Jeff's wrist completely disfigured. The Warthogs look forward to the return of this veteran as he brings a lot more to the team when he's actually on the ice, as opposed to eating chicken-wings and watching from the stands.

Height:  5'9"
Weight:  165 lbs.
Born:  December 15, 1978
London, Ontario
Postion:  Wing
Shoots:  Left
Break-aways Missed:   ALL

During the previews of the 1998 BHL expansion draft, Scott Mills was touted as the next Theoren Fleury. Mills was then picked up by the Warthogs and carried on to display the exact opposite of what he was projected of. While Scott's speed and and solid shot are a lot to be contended with, experts say if he actually hit the net every once in a while...he might score. Scott's finishing moves on the goalies much resemble his moves on the females at the bar, tedious, long drawn-out, and useless. The Warthogs recently released Scott to play with their minor league affiliate Milton Mullets after after a brief dispute about Scotts sexual preference, but his ex-linemate Mike Buziak hopes to have Scott back soon because of his "teamwork" skills he shows in the shower.

Height:  6'0
Weight:  210 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  March 24, 1975
Hamilton, Ontario
Postion:  Wing



The Warthogs were searching for a finesse, smooth skating, disciplined player when they discovered Sean Nicholson. Unfortunately, he wasn't even close. Since Sean's joining of the franchise in 1998, Sean has etched himself as a tight-checking, gritty forward that has been responsible for one of the largest personalities on the Warthogs. Sean has displayed his personality by his ruthless post-scoring dances. Although these dances come far and between, Warthogs fans go nuts over Sean and even helped him to produce his own line of videotaped post-goal celebrations called the "Pickle-Dance". After profits rolled from the tapes, Sean later revealed he "drank" the profits away at the Airport stripbar, and is now nursing a 4-month hangover and a wicked case of syphillis. God speed Sean, God speed.

Height:5'11  
Weight:  174 lbs.
Shoots:  Right
Born:  August 20, 1979
London, Ontario
Postion:  Defence



Rob likes beer. Rob is one of the newest Warthogs and since his debut he has impressed the team and fans with his wicked shot and exceptional defensive play. Rob likes beer. Rob has also impressed the bartenders of Brookside's establishment by personally paying for 95% of the staffs payroll with his bar tab alone. Rob's beer drinking skills far outweigh any of the normal man and as long as he has a bar tab, a smoke in his hand, and a pulse, you'll find Rob guzzling beers until close. Whether its after a hockey game, a car race, or even a news debate, Rob's gift to the world is his unexplainable tolerance for alcohol and he wil be forever recognized as the best drinker on the Warthogs. Oh ya I forgot, we were talking about hockey. Rob's a good player.

Height:  5'10
Weight:  158 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  October 4, 1979
Los Angeles, California
Postion:  Center



Chris' speed and finesse-style play have helped him to gain popularity with teammates and fans of the Warthogs. This has helped him finally overcome a sketchy past that fueled rumours of his bad behaviour after growing up in an apartment above "The Blue Oyster". Chris is currently on goal to a record season with the Warthogs, and he can hopefully stay on course without succumbing to the "ticks" that are present due to his unfortunate bout with Tourettes Syndrome. Chris's presence as a Warthog is welcomed by all in the company and we hope that one day Chris will be able to ride the city bus without having to wear his helmet.

Height:  5'9
Weight:  209 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  December 4, 1970
Kitchener, Ontario
Postion:  Defence



Kurt's continuous shot blocking and strong physical defensive play have helped him to be recognized as a icon of the Warthogs defensive unit. Kurt only scores goals about as much as Brad Marsh did in his illustrious career, but Kurts' presence is always felt with his hard hitting play and his tendencies to pummel opponents senseless. After a drunk night last season, Kurt's tough-guy image was tarnished after he revealed the pink rose tattoo on his buttocks and later showed off a pair of baby-blue pompom socks he had bought previously before the game. Kurt has also recently displayed his true fear for his beloved spouse after continually refusing to attend a Warthogs roadtrip saying that "The wife did't let him". We now have information that prior to every tournament, Kurt removes his testicles before asking to leave the house.

Height:  5'10"
Weight:  175 lbs.
Shoots:  Left
Born:  April 25 ,1979
London, ON
Postion:  Right Wing

Kevin arrived in the warthogs club when being claimed off waivers in Septemeber of 2002. Kevin was offered a healthy contract from the Warthogs and decided to take it overtop of the contact offered by his old club the Missisauga Moose Knuckles. Kevin has gelled well with his line mates in his few games played as a Warthog. Kevin was only signed to a short-term contract so when his contract ends he can resume his part-time career as a porn film stuntman. Kevin has gained critcal acclaim from his work in such titles as Forest Hump, The Balloon-Knot Bandit, and Schindlers Fist. Hopefully Kevin re-signs with the Warthogs as he adds definate speed and agility to the club and also has connections to get some of the clubs uglier players to get laid.